No matter what Tiger says, he still loses. Who should apologize?

We've had our fun with Tiger Woods as seen in my last column when this story errupted like wildfire.

It seems to be a popular stance among Talk Show Hosts that Tiger Woods doesn't owe an apology to the world. I tend to agree. Tiger owes an apology to Elin and those handfull of skanks who he happened to perform the Helsinki Smashride on.

No matter how sincere or how calculating Tiger Woods may be when he shows his face amongst the public for the first time since his car accident, he still loses. He can pour his heart out to the world that he made a mistake, he still loses. The cynicism of our society will question him because of the high standard we all held him to.

Who should really apologize? I've heard many terms to describe certain women. Terms such as groupies, puck bunnies, interns, divas, etc. I find it hilarious that there is such a double standard when it comes to infedelity. Tiger Woods, Bill Clinton, Mark Sanford, and even the late Steve McNair have been scolded by media and the common folk. On the flip side, Monica Lewinski, Sahel Kazemi, and the birdies that Tiger nailed come out with books, pour their hearts out to Oprah, and make themselves out to be the victim.

Victims??? Coming from women whose panties drop at the sound of money???? We're still buying this crap after all these years?? They're as guilty as Tiger or Bill but yet are glamourized. If anyone owes an apology, it's these self-absorbed, dollar-eyed prostitutes who want their 15 minutes of fame.

As I've stated before, would Steven Tyler have gotten layed as much as he did if he didn't know how to sing or play an instrument? Probably not.

I don't condone what Tiger did and never will. However, celebrities are exposed to more temptation than what I will ever see. The damage has been done to Tiger Woods. The battle is already lost. This dark storm cloud will not go away. Even if Tiger wins the Green Jacket in Augusta this year, we're still going to be talking about that birdie he nailed that was on Tool Academy.


This song has nothing to do with this blog. I just felt like playing it.